At Average FC, we make graphic tees for people who play football recreationally and take it far more seriously than the situation calls for.
We were founded in 2026, which is not a remarkable achievement, but we're mentioning it anyway because "About" pages seem to require a date. Our mission is to make apparel that's funnier than your first touch and more reliable than your left foot.
We believe clothing is a form of self-expression, which is convenient, because most of our customers have nothing left to express through their actual football. Our tees are made from soft, durable, ring-spun cotton — built to survive wash after wash, unlike your team's clean sheet record.
Research shows that most consumers prioritize comfort when buying clothes. We didn't need research to tell us that. We needed research to tell us why our striker hasn't scored since March, and so far, nobody's cracked it.
We source only the finest fabrics, because if we're going to make fun of your finishing, the least we can do is make sure the shirt holds up. As we grow, we remain focused on our core values: comedy, comfort, and the quiet acceptance that you don't have to be good at football to take it far too seriously.
Thank you for shopping with us. We can't promise you'll get better. We can promise you'll look good failing.